Fredagsjoke

[gurdet]

Næsten fredag

 

Har vi mon haft den her:

Backstage with Bob Dylan -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ4ZXsyqsWo

 

...Oh Christ!

 

Mvh

[Raskolnikov]

He he. I laughed. Synes dog at Family guy er Seth MacFarlanes bedste show.
Der er også lige den her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tJKP1bWFw&feature=channel

[Raskolnikov]

God fredag!

[Raskolnikov]

Husk nu. 

[fan of the man]

[A.R.T.]

 

Is it Townshend who's missing and Daltrey who asks??

[fan of the man]

Yep, you got it!... eventually there will be only one

[Raskolnikov]

Bill Gates kone fortalte i et interview i Vogue Magazine at hun og
deres børn ikke må ipod eller andre Apple produkter. Her er videoen
hvor Melinda Gates forklare
http://mediamac.comon.dk/index.php/news/show/id=21171

[Raskolnikov]

Ups her.
http://i.gizmodo.com/5166094/fake-melinda-gates-loves-apple-fears-bill

God sjov.  

[Raskolnikov]

Mand får beslagt sit hjemmebio anlæg af politiet pga. af klager for naboerne. 

In Rochdale, Lancashire UK, the local government isn't taking any crap when it comes to noise pollution. After repeated complaints, officers seized around $4000 worth of home theater equipment from a local family.

All-in-all, Paul and Amanda Cregan have been ratted out six times by
neighbors since 2006. When those warnings were ignored, officials
finally arrived with a warrant and took a 52-inch plasma along with
their stereo equipment—leaving only the remote.

"They took the main TV and left me with the remote. The woman laughed and said `You can keep that - it's no use now'.

"They were even going to take away the TV from the kids' rooms and
the clock radios. We pleaded with them and my wife was arrested but
eventually they felt sorry for us and left them."

If the Cregans want to get their stuff back, it will cost them about
$550. On top of that, the city council warns that any future incidents
could result in further seizures. So, the question is: were the actions
of the city council appropriate given the situation? [Telegraph Image via ifyourstupid]

[Raskolnikov]

Reklamer i film på de HELT forkerte steder.  
http://i.gizmodo.com/5168246/inappropriate-directv-commericals-wont-help-win-any-customers

[macwerk]

At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'

'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.

[vilmann]

Det er næsten fredag......

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven
more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When
I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's
daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I
would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says
he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him
very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't
get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila


Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Walter

[Jan Eskildsen]

"Den menneskelige hjerne er unik derved, at det er den eneste beholder, hvorom det kan siges, at jo mere du putter i den, jo mere kan den indeholde."

     Citat: Glenn Doman

[Raskolnikov]

"Den menneskelige hjerne er unik derved, at det er den eneste beholder, hvorom det kan siges, at jo mere du putter i den, jo mere kan den indeholde."

     Citat: Glenn Doman

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If not, why embarrass him?”"
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