Fredagsjoke

[Raskolnikov]

Og lige én mere

[Bulgroz]

Random messenger fredag ...

[macwerk]

Nogen der har prøvet det?

Jeg kan bedre lide 'skyde-spil'

Eller at slappe af

Ikke at jeg ligefrem er doven

Men det bliver ikke i dag, jeg har nemlig været til frisøren

For jeg skal i byen med vennerne

Og så må man bare håbe det ikke går som sidste weekend

Men man burde måske opføre sig som en stor dreng

Og gøre et forsøg på at holde lav profil og falde i et med omgivelserne

[Janils]

Howard is the senior senior member of the nursing home and at the age of 94 still gets around pretty good. One of his favorite places to go is the garden where he can sit in seclusion and ponder his life's accomplishments.

One day another member of the home named Annebel walks in and the two begin to talk. Soon the conversation turns to sex and Howard says "that's what I miss most of all." The woman looks at the frail Howard and says "you old coot...what makes you think you can still get it up?" "I suppose you're right" says Howard "but at least it would be nice if someone would just hold it."

The old woman saw no harm in this and agreed to "hold it" and this activity went on everyday for a couple of weeks.

One day Annebel went into the garden to be with Howard and he was nowhere to be found. She was told he was last seen in room 905 so off she went. Annebel arrives at room 905 and is shocked to find Howard with another nursing home member named Mabel. They are sitting together and Mabel is "holding it", Annebel instantly becomes irrate and shouts "Howard, how could you do this to me, what does she have that I don't have?"...Howard just smiles and says "parkinsons"!

[Raskolnikov]

he he.

[Janils]

To hifi-nørder sad og talte på en bar.

»Ved du hvad. I går mødte jeg en fantastisk blondine,« siger den ene af nørderne.

»Hvad gjorde du så,« spurgte den anden.

»Jo, jeg inviterede hende hjem, og vi fik et par drinks. Vi kom i stemning, og så bad hun mig pludselig om at tage alt hendes tøj af,« forklarede den første.

»Du tager pis på mig,« siger den anden nørd, men den første fortsætter:
»Så tog jeg hendes miniskørt af og løftede hende op på bordet, så hun var lige ved at sætte sig på fjernbetjeningen til min nye Pioneer receiver.«

»Er det rigtigt? Har du fået en ny Pioneer. Hvad er det for én?«

[Raskolnikov]

meget rammende.

[Raskolnikov]

Følger vi os ramt?

[Raskolnikov]

Ang. det nye Firefox. God weekend!

[fan of the man]

A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days...

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said, "OK, I give up... Where's the bloody ship?"

[Raskolnikov]

he he. Den var meget god. Denne er også sjov ( den er for stor til at poste her..)
her
plus forskellige måder at klare sommeren på. Bla. skjorte med Aircondition.

[Raskolnikov]

God torsdag!

[Bulgroz]

Hov hov! du kan vente til i morgen som alle os andre kan du!

[vilmann]

Jeg er ikke lige sikker på hvad fredagen bringer, so here goes en lille snip fra en ukendt IRC-kanal:

<Matty> Hmm
<Matty> A little bored this afternoon
<Matty> Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting
<UG> indeed
<Matty> Paul McCartney is my subject
<Matty> I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
<Matty> Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
<Matty> Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
<UG> then he's a dumbfuck
<Matty> Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..
<Matty> Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
<Matty> Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees
<Matty> Sometimes renting makes far more sense..

[Raskolnikov]

Var det noget med et par Stormtropper højhælede til konen?



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Nu er det fredag, så god weekend!