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af **Raskolnikov** » fre jun 27, 2008 09:01

fandt lige én mere. I anledning af dagen.

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af **fan of the man** » fre jun 27, 2008 09:27

I was at church last Sunday and the usual people were praying in their pews ...

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for me, I sat calmly in my pew without moving, not caring less that God's ultimate enemy was in my presence.

Satan walked up to me and said, 'Don't you know who I am?'

'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked

'Nope, sure ain't.'

'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' I said.

'Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep'

'And, you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope'

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?'

'Been married to your sister for 22 years.' ...

af **fan of the man** » fre jul 04, 2008 09:44

af **dipolisten** » fre jul 04, 2008 10:46

Der kommer flere end 2 her på chatten i aften

:mrgreen:

af **Raskolnikov** » fre jul 04, 2008 15:05

fan of the man skrev:"Five Germans in an Audi Cabriolet Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala
to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks
the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the Germans says
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry funf
Persons." "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian
customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your
car and you are hereforea breaking DA law." The German driver replies
angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I want to speak to
somevone viz more Intelligence!" "Sorry" respond the Italian officer,
"He can'ta come. He'sa busy witta 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

Den er postet af mig på side 3, men stadig sjov. God weekend alle-sammen.

af **Raskolnikov** » fre jul 04, 2008 15:08

Dipolisten skrev:Der kommer flere end 2 her på chatten i aften

Det må vi da ikke håbe. Er folk ikke på ferie/Roskilde?

af **fan of the man** » fre jul 04, 2008 17:12

Sorry

Men så her da:

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you...you have no legs!

The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'

Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,

'Rang the doorbell didn't I