Fredagsjoke

[Raskolnikov]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

Stakkels fyr!

[Nrik]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

Stakkels fyr!

...og prøv at se de billedcollager de andre laver sådan en 5-10 sider fremme.

[Raskolnikov]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

Stakkels fyr!

...og prøv at se de billedcollager de andre laver sådan en 5-10 sider fremme.

ja nemlig

[Raskolnikov]

Go weekend og go' messe!  Håber vi ser mange af jer.

[vilmann]

Manden havde lige købt sig en ny BMW og var ude at prøve grænser af.

Speedometeret har lige passeret de 150 km/t, da han ser de blå blink fra
en af politiets motorcykler bag sig.

Han beslutter sig for at køre fra den og sætter hastigheden op til 200 km/t.

Efter flere kilometer opgiver han flugten og standser.

Betjenten kommer hen til vinduet med hele bogholderiet under armen, læner sig mod BMW ’en og siger:
- “Jeg har haft en ualmindelig skidt uge, ikke andet end problemer hele
vejen igennem. Hvis du har en undskyldning, jeg ikke har hørt før, så
gider jeg ikke skrive dig.”

Manden siger: - “Der var en politibetjent, der løb med min kone i sidste
uge, og lige da jeg så de blå blink, troede jeg det var ham, der ville
levere hende tilbage!”

Betjenten: - “God weekend.”

[Raskolnikov]

Den er godt nok også flot! LOL

http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spideraw8.jpg

[Modifix]

http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/958-gerbil_cider_bounce

 

Og rigtig god week-end!

 

Mvh. Jens/Modifix

[Raskolnikov]

Ja god weekend! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ4uorYPoY

[dipolisten]

http://www.guloggratis.dk/mode/herretoj/bukser/annonce/3941017

 

Ingen yderligere kommentarer..

Man kan så undrer sig over, hvordan man finder frem til netop sådan en annonce

[Bulgroz]

I anledning af det nye navn ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTR5uFVtgnw

[vilmann]

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

[Modifix]

http://www.guloggratis.dk/mode/herretoj/bukser/annonce/3941017

 

Ingen yderligere kommentarer..

Man kan så undrer sig over, hvordan man finder frem til netop sådan en annonce

Jeg er vel til ca. lige så syg humor som...Dig?

[dipolisten]

http://www.guloggratis.dk/mode/herretoj/bukser/annonce/3941017

 

Ingen yderligere kommentarer..

Man kan så undrer sig over, hvordan man finder frem til netop sådan en annonce

Jeg er vel til ca. lige så syg humor som...Dig?

Måske ?

[Modifix]

Nåja, forhåbentlig ikke helt så syg..

[dipolisten]

Nåja, forhåbentlig ikke helt så syg..

DET tror jeg heller ikke - Jeg er MEGET værre - og det holder mig ung