Fredagsjoke

[Jan Eskildsen]

A man at the theater with his wife goes out to the toilet at the intermission, but goes through the wrong door and finds himself in the garden.

As it is too well-kept to think of using the ground, he lifts a plant out of a flower-pot and uses that, then replaces the plant.

He goes back and finds the next act has already begun. "What has happened so far in this act?" he asks his wife in a whisper.

"You ought to know," she says coldly. "You were in it!"

[Jan Eskildsen]

Latest stupid blond...
After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for Retirement and he works his last day as a postman.
One family gives him a pan as a gift, another one gives him a key-tab, And when he rings at the third door, the door opens and a glamorous Blonde appears on, holds his hand, takes him to the bedroom where they Spend two hours having the most amazing "sex". After the shower she Prepares breakfast: eggs with ham and orange juice and gives him a $5 Bill.
During the meal, he was delirious and asks: "Can you explain all of this to me...?!?"
The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to be retired and we need to make something for him, and he
replied:
"Fuck him,......  Give him 5 dollars!"
.......  But the breakfast was my idea."

[nhj4]

Er dansk blevet et svært sprog at stave på ???

[Janils]

Er dansk blevet et svært sprog at stave på ???

Nej, men vi er bare internationale her! Næste gang kommer der en joke på tysk

[a2zinck]

er der ikke én, der har en joke om de skide polakker, der pt er ved at tage os ud i endnu en håndboldkamp, ved nærværende VM?

edit: fandt selv en.

Danskeren, polakken og tyrkeren gik på stripbar.

Danskeren skulle se strip, polakken hente sin kone, og tyrkeren gøre rent.

[vilmann]

Det er ikke fredag, og dette er ikke en joke. Men det er dæleme sjovt.


Trænger man til at hurtigt grin over verdens absurditeter i almindelighed og folks generelle mangel på selvkorrektur i særdeleshed, kan en tur forbi failblog.org anbefales.

/vilmann

[Raskolnikov]

Hvor varm er din laptop?  


Og Obama er min main man!  

[Raskolnikov]

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.'

'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..'

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no', says the little old lady.'You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his weenie through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'

'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. OK? Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'

'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'

[Raskolnikov]

Lidt problemer under nattens superbowl transmission
Advarsel ikke helt "familie venlig".   

http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/comcast-tucson-airs-graphic-porn-during-super-bowl-nsfw

[a2zinck]

A nice, big cock...

[Jan Eskildsen]

Og så en på dansk af hensyn til de 1-sprogede:


To drenge konkurrerede om, hvem der kunne læne sig længst ud af vinduet.

Pludselig vandt den ene.

[Raskolnikov]

He he. Den minder mig om "alle børnene".

Google var nede den anden dag.
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[Raskolnikov]

Christian Bale gÃ¥r fuldstændig amok pÃ¥ fotografen pÃ¥ settet af T4.  
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

[gurdet]

Uha

Vokalsporet til 20 klassikere smidt gennem Microsoft's "songsmith" med hårrejsende resultater:

http://timesonline.typepad.com/technology/2009/02/top-20-tracks-r.html

 

Gys

[Raskolnikov]

Ja det er skræmmende! The Eagles er den "bedste". Det lyder som en 90er eurodance sang.